Well, huge news here at Spacious Chad's. One could even call it a kind of "sea change(?)" if so inclined to use a phrase such as that... a phrase I added quotations and a question mark to in order to justify its existence, but which sit there purposeless, irretrievable. A phrase so confused and self-conscious that it stops the very flow of ideas, severely disrupts both structure and grammar, and becomes the subject of this intense and unwarranted scrutiny out of sheer ambivalence? No, sir. This is no minor hiccup in the text. Such language is sheer madness!
Anyway, big props to the three people who clicked on my banner over at Overcompensating. It appears as though you did not stay very long, however, only bolstering my resolve to gradually terrify this planet with my vast powers. One day, you will all be subject to my dangerous whims, and you will know now that it may never have come to pass if only you three people (you know who you are) had really put in some effort, and explored my website a moment longer. Now I am in the throes of a deep, dark depression, and I will never forget what you have done to me. Thanks guys.
I thought we were a team.
In other news, the imminent apocalypse hastens to make meaningless everything we are striving towards. Also, I have purchased a T-Square!
Stay tuned for an updated Writing section, complete with "writing." And do not weep for me, Gentle Reader, for enough tears have been shed on my behalf--by the angels themselves--to comfort even the staunchest uh...yeah. Well, you see where this is going.
