May 5, 2007
Hello, and welcome back Spacious Chad's readers. It is Cinco de Mayo which is a holiday that commemorates the month of May, as well as numbers. It also signifies the end of the Adam and Jonesy "saga" (?) which I bring to you now, as part of an artistic project I have been heading wherein I do not post anything for a long-ass time.
Yes, this site is now part of a mighty internet pantheon of neglected posts. I will spare everyone the obligatory "Sorry for not posting" statement. Suffice it to say, my inbox is already overwhelmed with emails titled "Sorry for not reading," (duly noted) and "GetMooreReadersthe YahoosWay of HighPoweredSiteReadership!Penisenlargement."
If it isn't incredibly obvious, Spacious Chad's is on a bit of haitus right now. Despite my desire to be a highly creative, exciting web artist, right now this site is still only about as entertaining as watching a third grader fart. Also, during the time I ran this site on something resembling a schedule, my life kind of fell apart around me in a domino-like progression of insanity. Not that it still isn't but at the very least I have spent a good deal less time cursing my computer in languages that aren't even real. And that counts for something.
Change is on its way. There are some kinks in my archival structure I have to figure out, and more likely than not I'll end up rebuilding the whole site out of duct tape and pony stickers. New comics, music, and general weird surprises should be forthcoming, as well as some writing, and hopefully, someday, in the land of dancing fairy gumdrops and sugartime make-believe gnome vaginas, some actual products of the type that anyone on earth would want to purchase. Probably also made out of duct tape and pony stickers.
If that sounds awesome, just put me up on your "favorites" and check back any time you're too drunk to think of anything better to do.
-Chaddeous E.
